To not be an asshole.
We rewrote your job description to one bullet point: Don't be an asshole.
Now I feel like the jerk because you cried by forcing me to fire you.
The days of everyone on your team are going to suck harder because of this.
I did not look forward to having to do your job by firing you while training a replacement.
This was not on my calendar for the week – you just couldn't not be an asshole for 5 days.