If the company emails me a valid promo code so I can buy the shoes required to work there, my first day working at Amazon warehouse I'm just gonna completely half ass the job and intentio ally be as fast paced as they want me to be and I'm only less than 130 pounds and 5'4 ft tall and they want you moving like you're a roughneck. I may also experiment getting high on a joint or tripping on shrooms while on the job and see if they get angry and fire me on the spot.
Yes this is goofy for me to do but Amazon is a goofy company to work at and paying only $15 per hour in my area that's really expensive they don't get my full hard work.