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Are you looking for an exciting, fulfilling career in whatever bland industry. You’ll need high energy and hunger to win as we will replace you so fast your head will spin. Must be a self starter with an entrepreneur drive so we can give you little to no training and expect the world from you. We aren't here to provide you a living. We're here to work together to achieve the companies goals. We will treat you like a number on a page that you truly are to us. Job Requirements – Be on your feet for 8-10 hours a day – Answer 150-200 calls a day – Ability to lift 50-75lbs – Bachelors degree – Bilingual – 10 years of industry experience Benefits – Living paycheck to paycheck – Most likely needing a second or even third job – Making your boss or manager wealthier – Hearing about all…


Are you looking for an exciting, fulfilling career in whatever bland industry. You’ll need high energy and hunger to win as we will replace you so fast your head will spin. Must be a self starter with an entrepreneur drive so we can give you little to no training and expect the world from you. We aren't here to provide you a living. We're here to work together to achieve the companies goals. We will treat you like a number on a page that you truly are to us.

Job Requirements

– Be on your feet for 8-10 hours a day
– Answer 150-200 calls a day
– Ability to lift 50-75lbs
– Bachelors degree
– Bilingual
– 10 years of industry experience

Benefits

– Living paycheck to paycheck
– Most likely needing a second or even third job
– Making your boss or manager wealthier
– Hearing about all the great trips they get to go on by the water cooler
– Seeing them roll up in their new car
– Receiving a pizza party for you and your teams hard work
– You'll make less every year because we only give in raises a fraction of annual cost of living increases
– Connecting with a therapist, as you'll need one since this job will make life so depressing and unbearable

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