So my friend works at one of the major supermarket chains here, and he had a 6 hour shift to complete.
The silly lad ate a couple tabs of Acid the day before, and god knows what they actually were but they lasted a helluva lot longer than normal acid.
They didn’t wear off and was still peaking when it came time to go to work.
He was stacking shelves and the isles began moving in on him and the containers were talking to him, he freaked out, left his cart there, and literally ran home.
He got in the next day and of course management pulled him in. They were ready to give him a written warning for just going home without telling anyone.
Scrambling for answers, this mad lad, pulls out a big brain move.
“So why do you think it’s okay to just go home whenever you feel like it??”
“I’m sorry, I shit my pants and was too embarrassed to tell anyone so I ran home”
“Oh…. Just try and let someone know next time. Have a good shift mate”
Legend.