No one wants to work anymore.
PTO? What do you need that for?
Family and friends? You should ignore.
Sick leave? You could still put in a few hours for sure.
Pay Raises? There is no room to explore.
Work-life balance? Surely that’s part of folklore.
A pizza party? That’s all we can afford.
Wait, you’re leaving? Here, take what you asked for!
All, “9th employee this year” doesn’t work for us anymore.
No bonuses or raises, but there’s some more work for everyone in store.
An inexperienced higher paid new guy for you to mentor.
No one wants to work anymore.