National boss's day is coming up. This nice girl at work came up to us and told us that everybody is pitching in $20 to buy the boss a gift. I told her I didn't like the boss and don't have 20 to spare. She laughed but I didn't put in any money. What I make a year he get in safety quarterly bonuses. My chump charge isn't going to buy him anything he can't afford. Hopefully there won't be one next year.