My workplace apparently has the money to bring us in for a dumb team building week but not to book us our own rooms. Guess who’s sharing a hotel room for 5 nights with a 75 year old woman they’ve never met??

Fuck this. I’m losing out on vital time for work that likely will result in us losing a 5 figure grant for next year all because they want a 5 person team to do a ‘relax and rejuvenate’ retreat at our corporate office filled with bullshit ice breakers. So you can fly 3 people in and by multiple meals for this dumb shit but you can’t get 3 hotel rooms? It’s 5 fucking nights. I’ve never met this woman. I don’t want to share a room. I need my own time separate to just relax and decompress. This is my personal fucking hell