It’s been announced at my Amazon in Coppell Texas (the largest sorting warehouse in the world) that Baby Bezos will be randomly selecting employees for MTO – Mandatory Time Off. As soon as our last shift ends this coming week, an undisclosed amount of randomly selected employees will get a text message saying their hours are completely cut until… summoned back. They’ve given us a 1 week’s notice that it could be any one of us and their’s no telling how many will be let go, but it’s serious enough they’ve given everyone unemployment application packets.
So apes the question is, how should I quit? Open to all suggestions.