I have seen a lot of these posts lately. The ones with the tea bags in the elastic bands, cheesy bags full of candy bars and stupid ass poems about what's in the bag. If this is your company's attempt to retain your employment I don't know how any of you still have jobs. I would laugh in their face and throw their crappy stale leftover Halloween candy in their face. The tone of these little notes that they attached to these care packages is straight up patronizing. I have seen better puns on elementary School valentines. If some company I worked for was stupid enough to insult my intelligence and credibility by giving me something like that in the hopes that it would retain my employment as opposed to a raise I'm fairly confident I would probably commit arson. Some of these are so corny I almost can't believe that the posts are real. If they are real, how the hell are you not quitting on the spot? How. Insulting.