I answered all their bullshit stock questions with honest answers.
Went off on a couple of tirades about random shit, to the point they looked uncomfortable and just wanted to ask the next question.
When they asked me “What do you know about – INSERT COMPANY NAME HERE” I said I knew absolutely nothing and had no idea what they did or the role I was applying for.
Them “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Me “Hopefully alive, the economy is fucked.”
They asked me what kind of money I was after I said “As much as possible”.
We need to do a drug and alcohol test….
I failed the drug screen and the breath test cos I blazed up the night before and I went to the pub before the interview and had a few jugs and a pizza.
I got the fucking job and they just said to turn up sober on the first day.
Fucks sake.