HOW TO GET UNEMPLOYMENT IF YOU QUIT!

1. ⁠Quit
2. ⁠Get a one week or one day, above
   the table, temp job.
3. ⁠Apply for unemployment.
4. ⁠Last place worked is the temporary
   company.
5. ⁠Don’t answer the phone if they call.

FUN FACTS

1. ⁠The temporary company does not
   care if you get unemployment,
   because they are not paying.
2. ⁠The job you quit, is no longer able to
   deny you benefits, because they are
   not the last place you worked.

2b) They are the ones paying, because
of how long you worked there.

ENJOY