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I am so sick of bending over backwards to get a job that will in all likelihood treat my no better than a pile of garbage

Oh, my resume needs to catch your eye? God forbid you should evaluate resumes neutrally and dispassionately. We wouldn't want to hire people based on their qualifications – no, their ability to make the page POP is far more important. Now I have to write a cover letter explaining why I want the job and sucking off the company? Great! I want the job so I can eat and your company is pure evil like every other company. In what universe is any of this genuine? Cool, I got the interview, now I gotta dress nice even though I'll be working from home in my sweatpants. Gotta be polite, make eye contact, be confident – but not too confident! You don't want to spook the recruiters! So that's it, right? Now they'll deliberate based on the applicants' qualifications and make a decision? Right? WRONG, DICKNOSE! Now it's time to THANK…


Oh, my resume needs to catch your eye? God forbid you should evaluate resumes neutrally and dispassionately. We wouldn't want to hire people based on their qualifications – no, their ability to make the page POP is far more important. Now I have to write a cover letter explaining why I want the job and sucking off the company? Great! I want the job so I can eat and your company is pure evil like every other company. In what universe is any of this genuine? Cool, I got the interview, now I gotta dress nice even though I'll be working from home in my sweatpants. Gotta be polite, make eye contact, be confident – but not too confident! You don't want to spook the recruiters! So that's it, right? Now they'll deliberate based on the applicants' qualifications and make a decision? Right? WRONG, DICKNOSE! Now it's time to THANK THEM for THEIR TIME, so generously leaning down from their ivory towers to judge you – nevermind that this is literally their job – and if you aren't sufficiently grateful, fuck off loser, no job for you!

Wow, after all that I got the job! Amazing! I still can't cover rent and expenses.

(Originally posted on /r/rant, someone suggested I post here – sorry if it's pointless, I'm just sick of beating my head against the wall.)

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