maybe a low effort but here it goes
I am supposed to go to the office tomorrow, 530 km away from my house for one day (WFH the rest of the week). See, I am quitting and the last day of work is the 28/April. What is my boss going to do to me for not going to the office? give me a warning? fire me? I am not even going to bring an excuse. I am just telling him I am not going to be in the office, period. The week from the 25th to the 28th I am going to the office but keeping days to the minimum at the office. I asked him tomorrow off, he refused so there, WFH the whole week.
Who am I kidding, I am sitting outside with the view of my garden. I can't be bother.