Yesterday
Me: your cabinet door sample just came in.
Boss: bring it back to my desk.
Me: (sets box down by his desk.) Here you go.
Boss: (with snarky grin) let's unbox it, shall we?
Today
Me: (holding new, unboxed cabinet door sample) here's the other sample you were waiting for.
Boss: I wish you'd left it in the box.
Ever get the feeling that A) you just can't win and B) the Boss does this just to aggravate you?