We have been told in every staff meeting to expect a bonus on successful months and quarters. However, we didn't get one this month. And that's fine, shouldn't bank on a bonus anyway.
While everyone is back to the grind, a director announces on the internal company feed on teams that we beat out targets out of the park!
Now I have already found a new job, leaving later this may. I knew this kind of thing was going to happen. This puts me in an exciting position!
Can anyone help me think of something witty to reply to the post with? I'd love to express what everyone is going to be thinking in the right way