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Faking A Resume

I've had it. I need a better job. I deserve a better job, with real pay and benefits. I know I have the qualifications for jobs, but I can't get them because my resume makes me look like a job-hopper. If I take those positions off, it looks like I haven't worked for 2 years. Can anyone help me fake a resume? Or have advice for how to explain away that gap? I'm so tired of being passed over for positions I know I can excel at just because I chose to leave toxic workplaces and then was FIRED ILLEGALLY so now I'm screwed. I know this is anti-work. Trust me, I am very anti-work. But I still need to put food on the table and pay rent. Please help. (Posting this on my lunch break, I will be going back to work soon and have shitty service on the…


I've had it. I need a better job. I deserve a better job, with real pay and benefits.

I know I have the qualifications for jobs, but I can't get them because my resume makes me look like a job-hopper. If I take those positions off, it looks like I haven't worked for 2 years.

Can anyone help me fake a resume? Or have advice for how to explain away that gap? I'm so tired of being passed over for positions I know I can excel at just because I chose to leave toxic workplaces and then was FIRED ILLEGALLY so now I'm screwed.

I know this is anti-work. Trust me, I am very anti-work. But I still need to put food on the table and pay rent.

Please help.

(Posting this on my lunch break, I will be going back to work soon and have shitty service on the floor so I'll have to respond later)

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