I work two jobs. One corporate one a dishwashing job. After I was sent home, I was told by my doctor to stay off my feet for a week. My corporate job basically said “ok get better.” And that was it. No questions. No demanding a date for a return. The dishwashing job’s response was “ohhhh I hope you feel better BUT you need to let us know when you can come back.” My wife took the doctor’s excuse to them (I’m 35, not sure why I need a fucking note, but whatever) and they told her “oh this is going to be difficult.” She said “Well he’s not getting paid for a week, so it’s going to be difficult for us too.” And left. I’m surprised they didn’t just fire me.
Anyway, this week of not working has literally been the best week of my life in the last 3 years or so. I’m chilling at home playing Legos with my kid while we eat hotdogs and watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space.