Anyone who’s worked in a restaurant in any metropolitan area knows the sheer frustration of brunch.
I have had a customer order a salad with nothing but greens and cucumbers and a side of raw spinach because he had so many allergies.
There have been people who asked for Garlic Bread without garlic.
Grown adults who only eat buttered noodles and fries.
Every fucking way you can make eggs and bacon but never good enough for them and every fucking ingredient on the side.
The screaming children and their lazy fucking parents and horde of high and mighty church goers.
It is a flood of people who are just too damn lazy to make the simplest food on their own at home.
FUCK BRUNCH!