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“We are like a family.” – The classic we all know and love. Stay away from a company that says this dreaded phrase, as it is a strong sign you'll be emotionally manipulated.
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“Attention to details.” – This means your boss will be on your ass like flies over hot garbage when you make one mistake.
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“Fast-paced” and “multitasking required” – You will be doing the job of ten people and be paid poorly.
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“Work hard, play harder.” – Expect to be ran into the ground, burned out, and then discarded.
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“Rapidly growing.” – The company is a startup and probably ran by a bunch of frat boys who believe in hustle culture (except you will be the one hustling for them).
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“Urgently hiring.” – The company is desperate and turnover rates are high for some reason.
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“Self-starter/driven.” – There won't be any training and you'll be expected to know everything on day one.
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“Must work well under pressure.” – Get ready to have premature balding/graying and high blood pressure cuz this place is going to stress you out.
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“Show initiative.” – Expect micromanagement from a boomer boss that believes in “if there's time to lean there's time to clean.”