Basically when I was in middle school there was this thing circulating the web that if you ate a banana and drank a sprite you would violently vomit in a short period of time. When i joined the work force I realized I may be able to use this to my advantage. Right before your shift, during break or lunch, scarf down that banana and chug that sprite, then go somewhere someone in charge will notice. Let the barf run freeeeeeeee. during this covid time sickness is actually taken seriously so this is a pretty reliable tool right now.
Lmk what you think or if you have other methods I could implement!