Fuck you pay me
I'm not helping you test your shitty ass new system because it'll “help the case for my promotion” that you said is months away and you can't tell me how much of a raise I'll get from it but that I'll “be happy with the amount I'll get”.
Can I pay the bills with a note from you to my landlord that says “sorry we don't pay him enough but he has really helped our team”? Then fuck off.