Yesterday I was asked to give a quote on the daily inspirational meeting the company I work for is having. They play like nice family and all that stuff. They're not tooooo bad, give away cash prices every week but the base salary is quite shit. I wanna say something in the antiwork spirit or at least work-critical, do you people have ideas for me?
The whole idea of a 4 day work week is to work less for the same pay. What are the politicians doing? Implementing a 4 day work week with the SAME FUCKING HOURS. So you can work 10 hours a day instead of 8. This is not mandatory thank God. How can politicians be this dense? They sell it as a big win. Who wants to work from 9-7? (not even including breaks) And commute two hours? You get an extra day of weekend , yes. Buy this is not what progress should look like. End of rant.
Laid off due to force reduction. Now back to job hunting again , when does it end, I ask …… meanwhile this sub generated 1.7mil idlers, woah !!!!
So I go for an interview today with a fintech. The problem started with the advert itself – the title stated “'Head of Sales”, the description was more of a technical role with a salesy element and that was what I was looking to do. I love nerding out, so that was ideal. I prepared like fuck – 2 pages of questions and talking points, I read articles, all of it. The interview is a face to face with the Chief Commercial Officer. The CCO, however, thinks he's interviewing for a more senior role. When he realises his HR team fucked up, does he then pivot and interview me for the role I was actually applying for, given he's the ultimate decision maker anyway? Does he fuck. Instead, he's pissed off his “valuable time” is being wasted and attempts to cut the interview short. His time? I wasted an entire…
I'm more late everyday but still Actually they aren't really my boss, my really boss has to write me up.. how do I make them write my fake boss up for being late everyday too?