Company told us on Friday at noon, that everyone needed to work 8 hours of OT over the weekend, and if you could not work it, to let them know and let them know the reason you couldn't.
I asked them if there was some list of acceptable and unacceptable reasons, they said no.
“so why do you need to know in the first place?”
no response, then they just doubled down on the “just let us know if you cant its not a big deal”
i just said “fair enough, this weekend i have a 2 day long drug fueled orgy to attend, so i will be out of the area and unable to work”
*blank stares*