Boss: congratulations on your cost-of-living adjustment! Here's your new paycheck with a 1.19% increase. Health insurance provider: congratulations on surviving COVID! Here's your new premium with a 5% increase. Government: congratulations on your marginal move to a higher income bracket! Here's your new tax bill with a 10% increase. Landlord: congratulations on being a resident in this up-and-coming neighborhood! Here's your new rental agreement with a 20% increase.
Boss: congratulations on your cost-of-living adjustment! Here's your new paycheck with a 1.19% increase.
Health insurance provider: congratulations on surviving COVID! Here's your new premium with a 5% increase.
Government: congratulations on your marginal move to a higher income bracket! Here's your new tax bill with a 10% increase.
Landlord: congratulations on being a resident in this up-and-coming neighborhood! Here's your new rental agreement with a 20% increase.