My work has decided we need a morale boost. I think that meets their quota for being right once a year.
Now, they could offer us more money, though if they did that, the shock might give me a heart attack, so I can see why they don't do that. They are just looking out for my health.
Maybe they could be realistic about the workload. Nope that's not happening.
Back of the micromanagement? HA!
Engage in constructive criticism? Why bother when mean and nasty criticism is more fun.
So, this is what they came up with. Arrived in my work email this morning.
“Mark will start hosting a Zoom dance party every Friday from 1 – 1:15 PM, as a morale booster. He will play popular tunes, i.e., Motown, disco, classic rock. And now, you are invited!! Actual dancing and webcam on is optional.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for slipped disks or boogie fever.”