My top 3 are
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As an MA in college I got written up for using the restroom once every 3 hours, you know, as mandated by law. I quit right there
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When I was a park ranger I got written up for signing to a deaf visitor because my supervisor couldn't understand.( I then signed behind his back making fun of him every time the lady came back she'd giggle and he'd look behind him and I'd act natural.)
Oh and I also spoke Spanish to Spanish speakers. -
I was written up when I worked at the GS as a trail guide because I never wanted to participate in corporate parties. (Uh, not getting paid, not showing up for your shtty pizza)