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Excuses for a day off work.

Some excuses I've used successfully for anyone in need of a mental health day. I stepped off the curb and twisted my ankle and I'm unable to put any weight on it. I have a flat tire. my car won't turn over, I think the battery is dead. In the winter, I am unable to get out of my driveway. My grandparent needs to me to drive her to their eye doctor appointment. Use these if you want to leave early, If you're a lady tell them you're having lady problems and need to go home. usually makes them uncomfortable enough not to question you. Spouse called and a pipe burst in my house. the school just called me to come pick up my child, they've thrown up or have head lice, ect. I have an incredible toothache and I've just gotta get out of here. be imaginative but realistic.


Some excuses I've used successfully for anyone in need of a mental health day.

I stepped off the curb and twisted my ankle and I'm unable to put any weight on it.

I have a flat tire.

my car won't turn over, I think the battery is dead.

In the winter, I am unable to get out of my driveway.

My grandparent needs to me to drive her to their eye doctor appointment.

Use these if you want to leave early,

If you're a lady tell them you're having lady problems and need to go home. usually makes them uncomfortable enough not to question you.

Spouse called and a pipe burst in my house.

the school just called me to come pick up my child, they've thrown up or have head lice, ect.

I have an incredible toothache and I've just gotta get out of here.

be imaginative but realistic.

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