Scheduled to start at 8:00 AM. I arrive at 7:30, hang out in my car until 7:55. Immediately lectured about how “eArLy iS oN tImE, oN tImE iS lAtE”
A. I am still 5 minutes early!?
B. If you want me there at 7:45 then schedule me for 7:45. Why complicate such a simple thing?
C. you later