I’m writing this at 1 am with a splitting headache. I’m just getting into the workforce and all I can think of is how much I hate cover letters. The amount of dickriding they want me to do is insane. Why do I have to make some shit up about why I’m the best person in the world, proofread it, rewrite it, tweak it, double check against the listing to see if I’ve used the magic key words, tweak it again, lie, h—bitch are you hiring or are you not? You can see whether I’m qualified from the resume, stop asking me to kiss ass when we both know I’m only here for the money. And another thing FUCK putting in your resume to then manually input the same information on your resume! Why the FUCK did you ask me then, huh?! GOD. I’m not looking forward to another few decades-to-rest of my life filled with bureaucratic bullshit no one gives a shit about. Fuck.