when i was like 19 i think, i tried to get a job at trugreen chemlawn.
did the first interview and got the job
then there was “orientation”
so about 10 of us show up for orientation, about 10 min in they inform us we need to take drug tests. All of us either giggle or get concerned looks.
I myself had gone to a guerilla ICP show the night before
So they tell us all to head down the road to this shop to do our piss tests and they will see us all in about 30 min
as we all walk out to the parking lot a few of us start laughing it off like “ok so i only wasted a few hours of my time on this bullshit” and we all agreed that none of us would be goin to the piss shack. im certain the worst thing any of us would have presented is THC. but they literally lost every candidate for the positions because they wanted to drug test us.
it was just a pretty funny event to me.
the audacity of a lawn care company thinkin they need to drug test their ppl. like, we showed up bro and on time.