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Happy unemployment memory, just for fun.

I was working as a cook for a bar and grill, something came up and I had to call in late a couple hours for my shift. Day shift manager said “fine, we’ll cover you”. Went to clock in, owner was there, said “don’t bother. You didn’t call.” Yes I did, day shift cook is back there right now waiting for me to clock jn. Owner said take a hike, I took a hike to the unemployment office. A very short interview later, I got unemployment on manager’s dime. I enjoyed saddling up next to the owner at the bar for drinks on his tab until he sobered up and remembered who I was.


I was working as a cook for a bar and grill, something came up and I had to call in late a couple hours for my shift. Day shift manager said “fine, we’ll cover you”.

Went to clock in, owner was there, said “don’t bother. You didn’t call.”

Yes I did, day shift cook is back there right now waiting for me to clock jn.

Owner said take a hike, I took a hike to the unemployment office.

A very short interview later, I got unemployment on manager’s dime.

I enjoyed saddling up next to the owner at the bar for drinks on his tab until he sobered up and remembered who I was.

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