Got the above from a generally decent employer.
Q: “Can I use the $500 to pay debt?”
A: “No, that would be like buying a beer brewing kit”
Why not just give us the $500 to spend as we see fit, instead of your arbitrary ideas of health/wellness!?!?!?
Not being in debt is **DIRECTLY** and unquestionably related to my mother effing health and wellness you out of touch fcks.
I quietely raged at the comparison to a brewing kit.
/rant over