Today's meeting with HR is because I've been joking with a coworker about how we should quit our jobs and go join the PGA Tour
“All of the golfers are going to play in that Middle Eastern tour because it pays more. Since the PGA Tour is now watered down, you have a 6 handicap and I can sometimes shoot under 90, we might as well go get our Q-Cards. Pro golfer beats the hell out of whatever we're doing here.”
This is 100% a joke. It would take 2-3 years of serious work on my golf swing to be that good, and I can work, I can fix my golf swing, but I can't do both. My coworker, while a 6 handicap, smokes 2 packs a day and can't be 6 over or less unless he's in a golf cart, which the PGA doesn't use unless someone gets hurt
“Yeah the British Open is allowing the guys on the Arabian Tour to play, looks like will have to make our money at the Bob's Bail Bonds Classic that the winner only gets $20,000 and you have to finish top 10 for the 15 hour drive to the tournament to be worth it”
Idk what his plan is, my plan is to flat refuse to apologize for having a sense of humor and see if I can't get sent home for the day. Happy Friday, y'all