So I have 7 days left to make the life of my employer the most miserable he will ever live. I want him to feel pain and to go absolutely nuts from now until August 5th.
The plan is to write a full proof work contract in my favor that stays within legal limits. I need your help to add the most annoying and bullshit clauses that i can try and put in.
Go nuts i absolutely do not care to lose this job i am a trucker driver it takes me less than an hour to find a new job but replacing me is a nightmare and this is where i want it to hurt. He can't fire me until August 5th cuz if he does he will have no choice but to cut short the vacation of another driver. Just the best fucking way to fuck up your entire workforce.
So he won't fire and will absolutely try to not piss me off more cuz I'll fucking turning around and bring back the truck to the office on the spot.
So here are some points i want in the contract that ate not negotiable :
30$/h, overtime after 40h, never more than 55 hours a week or its 60$/h per hour over 55. Never call me again every thing by writing since he can't keep his word might as well give him the trouble to write it down. My past raises that were promised but not given until months later need to be paid retroactively since the moment they were promised.
That's it go wild my friends go absolutely bunkers!