You guys. I'm so fucking tired of this shit.
I recently started a job as an insurance agent who goes to people's homes to get them signed up for insurance. I'm in the car for about 8-10 hours a day. Make 8-10 appointments per day.
I ended up staying at this woman's house for 3 hours today getting her, her two kids, and her sister signed up. At one point she offered me coffee (which our company says we “have to” accept otherwise it would be rude) and I drank two. Had to use the restroom.
She then offered for me to use her restroom and showed it to me. I peed for like 30 seconds. Washed my hands. Finished up and then left.
I randomly mentioned to a coworker of mine when I got back to the office how I've drank more coffee in the past week than I have my entire life. Then mentioned me using the bathroom.
Apparently this is a “big no-no” (my director's words) and they told me I didn't have a place with the company any more.
What was I supposed to do!? Piss myself or drive frantically to the nearest gas station???