Yes, I fucking lied. They asked for tools I can learn how to use in a second. They asked what I did in the past jobs and I said exactly what I would be doing in the new one. They asked my last salary I said 3k more than what I do. The result?
I got a call and they want me with 5k more than what I earn today. A lot of benefits. Fuck the system. I know I'll be goddammit good at my new job. Fuck, I already am and am underpaid. Fuck this system, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive in this jungle. And I recommend you: lie the shit out of you. If they ask something and you feel like you can learn (ou already know how to) to do, just say you can. I guess I'm happy.
Cheers.