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I need to save £416 a month for the next 30 years to semi-retire

It was actually £832 but I thought I'd be realistic because you don't know what age you will live to anyway. £416 a month. You know, if I really struggled and saved I can save £100 a week but things come up, my dog needs to go the vet when I get paid I also have no money for food for work the next 2 days (cashapp is £P03A if you wanna save a soul) and then I also have no money for my day off on Thursday but luckily payday is Friday. But you see what I mean, things come up, I can only save £100 a week if no unexpected bills come up but I've noticed in my 29 years of life that things always come up. There's a long, long list of things on my phone of stuff I want and need to buy over time things…


It was actually £832 but I thought I'd be realistic because you don't know what age you will live to anyway.

£416 a month.

You know, if I really struggled and saved I can save £100 a week but things come up, my dog needs to go the vet when I get paid I also have no money for food for work the next 2 days (cashapp is £P03A if you wanna save a soul) and then I also have no money for my day off on Thursday but luckily payday is Friday.

But you see what I mean, things come up, I can only save £100 a week if no unexpected bills come up but I've noticed in my 29 years of life that things always come up.

There's a long, long list of things on my phone of stuff I want and need to buy over time things like a motorbike, a specialist because I'm in pain everyday and have to use the toilet every 20 minutes (thank god there's a toilet close to where I work) I need carpet for my living room (it's just brick atm) the list goes on and on and on.

So I set a rule to try and just save £50 a week but I set that rule a long time ago and there's still nothing.

Retirement is an unachievable goal at this rate.

My more realistic plan is to work as long as I can I imagine between 58 and 72 and then humanely euthanasia myself if that is the correct term and spelling.

I still don't know how I'm going to eat today and I have to do a 12 hour shift at amazon, I'm tempted to ask the chef if I can just open a tab untill I get paid, he'd be okay with that surely?

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