It was actually £832 but I thought I'd be realistic because you don't know what age you will live to anyway.
£416 a month.
You know, if I really struggled and saved I can save £100 a week but things come up, my dog needs to go the vet when I get paid I also have no money for food for work the next 2 days (cashapp is £P03A if you wanna save a soul) and then I also have no money for my day off on Thursday but luckily payday is Friday.
But you see what I mean, things come up, I can only save £100 a week if no unexpected bills come up but I've noticed in my 29 years of life that things always come up.
There's a long, long list of things on my phone of stuff I want and need to buy over time things like a motorbike, a specialist because I'm in pain everyday and have to use the toilet every 20 minutes (thank god there's a toilet close to where I work) I need carpet for my living room (it's just brick atm) the list goes on and on and on.
So I set a rule to try and just save £50 a week but I set that rule a long time ago and there's still nothing.
Retirement is an unachievable goal at this rate.
My more realistic plan is to work as long as I can I imagine between 58 and 72 and then humanely euthanasia myself if that is the correct term and spelling.
I still don't know how I'm going to eat today and I have to do a 12 hour shift at amazon, I'm tempted to ask the chef if I can just open a tab untill I get paid, he'd be okay with that surely?