Record profits, record CEO salary, record inflated patient costs, Optional adherence to inflation for labor costs. CEO: thanks for working so hard in the pandemic, everyone, we couldn’t have done it without you. Here’s 2% “increase.” CEO: Hold on, we didn’t mean that. There are algorithms helping us adjust this. 2% does not actually equal 2%. CEO: Fine. We had to take a philosophy class… we will give everyone a minimum 4% “increase.” Please, put some pepper with your salt.
Record profits, record CEO salary, record inflated patient costs, Optional adherence to inflation for labor costs.
CEO: thanks for working so hard in the pandemic, everyone, we couldn’t have done it without you. Here’s 2% “increase.”
CEO: Hold on, we didn’t mean that. There are algorithms helping us adjust this. 2% does not actually equal 2%.
CEO: Fine. We had to take a philosophy class… we will give everyone a minimum 4% “increase.”
Please, put some pepper with your salt.