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I’m getting fired today. What do I wear?

I'm getting fired today. I'm sad about it. I made good money, and I liked many aspects of the job. However, I'm not distraught. It was far more stressful than I expected it to be, I've gained 15 pounds since I started last year, I constantly wake up with a clenched jaw, I doubt myself far too much, and I've had to deal with some rude personalities. Now, what do I wear to my funeral.


I'm getting fired today.

I'm sad about it. I made good money, and I liked many aspects of the job. However, I'm not distraught. It was far more stressful than I expected it to be, I've gained 15 pounds since I started last year, I constantly wake up with a clenched jaw, I doubt myself far too much, and I've had to deal with some rude personalities.

Now, what do I wear to my funeral.

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