You saw the title, I'm not doing it, I legit would rather talk normally and besides people like it better.
Imma be real, imma talk to you normally.
Trust me customers hate the fake voice too
“HAI, WELCOME TO STORE PLACE, I DEEPLY CARE ABOUT YOUR SHOPPING EXPERIENCE, ITS MY LIFES DREAM TO WORK AT WALMART!!!
how Oh how can I serve you today? c- customer chan?
OwO? Y- you're just looking?! Well of course uuh- nice to see you today NYA!”