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I’m the only real person in the room

I'm the only real person in the room. I am not a fake robot. If I'm pissed off, ima wear it on my face. In the morning, I'm gonna look tired. I dont want to do small talk with you. We are strangers. Wipe that cheesy fake ass grin off your face. Yall have it freezing cold in the office. I'm gonna wear a sweater. Idgaf about your dress code. Why are we having another stupid meeting. I dont want to have this stupid meeting. You're putting meetings on my schedule for almost no reason. Stop complaining about the revenue I've brought in. I have closed almost $10 million in sales for you. Leave me alone. I make all this money for you, and I cant even get a raise to match the inflation going on. I hate corporate America. All of you can suck my balls with whipped cream.


I'm the only real person in the room. I am not a fake robot. If I'm pissed off, ima wear it on my face. In the morning, I'm gonna look tired. I dont want to do small talk with you. We are strangers. Wipe that cheesy fake ass grin off your face. Yall have it freezing cold in the office. I'm gonna wear a sweater. Idgaf about your dress code. Why are we having another stupid meeting. I dont want to have this stupid meeting. You're putting meetings on my schedule for almost no reason. Stop complaining about the revenue I've brought in. I have closed almost $10 million in sales for you. Leave me alone. I make all this money for you, and I cant even get a raise to match the inflation going on. I hate corporate America. All of you can suck my balls with whipped cream.

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