I'll start, I work in Luxembourg at a big electricity related company that hires a lot of people, and sometimes there are temporary workers with us helping with industrial installations.
There was once I got to work with the laziest guy I've ever met, and he always seemed stoned or something.
One day we are doing the cable connection work in the underground and he tells me that he gotta go pee, so I say ok no problem. The toilets are a few floors upstairs and then 2 hours go by and I start looking for him.
After 40 minutes looking after him I found him taking a nap at the top of an electrical casket (idk the actual word sorry).
I got really pissed and told him wtf is wrong with him, and he tells me “waking up at 5am is really hard, I only got 9hours of sleep, it's not enough” -_-