Management sent out a mass email today to let everyone know that there is ice cream available in the break rooms. The email said the reason for the ice cream is because we “all do such a great job” and because of the heatwave. I just wanted to reply to all and say “Fuck your ice cream! I don’t care how damn hot it is, if you want to show we’re appreciated show us with money!” But of course I didn’t, I just rolled my eyes and moved yet another useless email from management to the trash folder. And then I went and got my ice cream.