Antiwork

A regular came in (he must spend 300$ a week) and pulled me aside and asked when the last time I smoked weed was. I told him I’ve never smoked weed. He asked when the last time I drank was. I told him this past weekend. He offered me $20 if I would piss into a Mountain Dew bottle and give it to him. It was a no brainer so I did it. He made a joke about it the next day and my boss threatened to fire me and wrote me up. The guy spends roughly $15,000 a year here and I’m getting in trouble for making a quick $20 to help him out??

My response: I don’t think you should quit, try to get the appointment moved to a different date so you won’t get terminated for not coming to work How my boss wants me to answer: it’s your decision, if you miss work, corrective action will be applied. Boss not happy with my answer, I disagree. What do y’all think?

I’m thinking of starting a company that harvests the gasses from cows, the units would be attached like a diaper to the cows so they could do their gas business through the day. I don’t have a business plan yet, but I’m going to call it DairyAir. What do you all think