No, I’m in the same job. But someone else was promoted. She was the kind of person you would think was sweet as pie, but when her mask slipped, it was like watching reruns of V. You could practically see her dangling rats above her open mouth… Anyway, I shall be raising a glass to her being promoted far the hell away from here. I can work in a flat career trajectory forever. But people like that are more than welcome to all the promotions there are. At the top I imagine a vast room of all those people. They can keep each other company.