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So there was copywriting Gig posted around 2 years ago.

If you read the following and they resonate with you, you’re going to love working with us! If you read the following and you’re perturbed, bothered or offended, get the fuck out of here and DO NOT APPLY. DON’T MAKE EXCUSES, MAKE IT HAPPEN EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY AND APPLY IT WE ARE HERE SERVE SELFLESSLY AND WITH THE HIGHEST INTEGRITY TREAT EVERY PERSON YOU INTERACT WITH LIKE FAMILY (THAT YOU LIKE) SHOWING UP WITH POSITIVITY, HIGH ENERGY, AND LAUGHING IS NOT AN OPTION, IT’S A REQUIREMENT TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH ALL THE FUCKING TIME GENEIUS IS A SYNONYM WORD FOR WORLD CLASS, OPERATE LIKE IT IN EVERYTHING YOU DO SPEED, FLEXIBILITY AND PUNCTUALITY ARE OUR STRENGTHS EMBRACE THEM WITH GRACE DON’T THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, THINK LIKE THERE IS NO BOX BE SPECIFIC, BE THOROUGH AND BE PROFIT PRODUCING BE ORGANIZED, BE CLEAN, BE…


If you read the following and they resonate with you, you’re going to love working with us! If you read the following and you’re perturbed, bothered or offended, get the fuck out of here and DO NOT APPLY.

  1. DON’T MAKE EXCUSES, MAKE IT HAPPEN

  2. EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT

  3. LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY AND APPLY IT

  4. WE ARE HERE SERVE SELFLESSLY AND WITH THE HIGHEST INTEGRITY

  5. TREAT EVERY PERSON YOU INTERACT WITH LIKE FAMILY (THAT YOU LIKE)

  6. SHOWING UP WITH POSITIVITY, HIGH ENERGY, AND LAUGHING IS NOT AN OPTION, IT’S A REQUIREMENT

  7. TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH ALL THE FUCKING TIME

  8. GENEIUS IS A SYNONYM WORD FOR WORLD CLASS, OPERATE LIKE IT IN EVERYTHING YOU DO

  9. SPEED, FLEXIBILITY AND PUNCTUALITY ARE OUR STRENGTHS EMBRACE THEM WITH GRACE

  10. DON’T THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, THINK LIKE THERE IS NO BOX

  11. BE SPECIFIC, BE THOROUGH AND BE PROFIT PRODUCING

  12. BE ORGANIZED, BE CLEAN, BE PREPARED…AS FUCK

  13. KEEP CALM AND RESPECT OTHERS

  14. ENTERTAIN, EDUCATE, EXECUTE, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY EMPOWER

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