the fact so many online applications barely function feels like it should give me a free pass at attacking whoever designed the website.

My favorite thing is filling out an online application (which is just “copy paste my entire resume again despite them asking me to upload my resume”) and then hitting submit just to watch it go ErROr. FaiLeD tO sUmBit. PlEasE tRy AgAiN lAtEr. And then everyone and their mother requires you to apply online. Nothing quite fills me with such a violent urge.