What’s the most ridiculous thing your employer has done to convince you that returning to the office is a good thing?

I want to hear your stories: what are the most desperate, pathetic, or otherwise idiotic things your bosses have done in an attempt to make the end of WFH more palatable? I'll start: the office I work at (for now, lol) is going back 4 days a week next month, and one of my coworkers has some close contacts keeping her apprised of the renovations they've been doing. Here's a list of the shit they've blew money on to make RTO “fun” and “totally necessary:” Massage chairs (not at our desks) Treadmill desks Several industrial coffee makers (~$3000 each) and everyone gets free coffee There's a rumor of a foosball table going in one of the break rooms