Why do Billion dollar companies continue to think that handing out balloons and pizza will in anyway make their employees feel appreciated?

They tried to hand me a Balloon when I walked in the door. I said no. I think they assumed I'm allergic to latex. I'm really just allergic to their bullshit. And no, I don't want to go get pizza that's been sitting around for hours and handled by God knows how many people.

Edit: a typo