This is a bit of a story so Ill do a TL;DR.
Where to start.
Been working at this company for about a year and a half now. I learned very early on that my boss is a very slimy individual.
My first week he made an inappropriate 'joke' to me over zoom in from of several of my new coworkers. He joked that, “if I didn't use the company computer to look at porn, I'd have gotten the work done.”
First. Fuckin. Week. In a zoom meeting in front of others. Red. Fuckin. Flag. (This isnt the main story of the post but just an example of the shit he does)
A few months in, he began paying attention to how long I'm in the bathroom.
One morning he calls me into his office and asks me to close the door. I ask whats up. And hes like, “Whats going on with you? You're in the bathroom a long time.”
Off put my reaction was, “I am?” (Up till now I always check the clock to make sure I'm no more than 10 minutes so I was confused by this)
All I could do was shrug and say, “uhh, guess I'll time my coffee better? Idk what to tell you”
30 min later, I'm going to get my first coffee of that day and he sees me and goes, “AH you see? There it is! Look at how much bigger your mug is than mine!”. This became a theme.
A month later, I had to use the other bathroom and a pipe behind the toilet started leaking (a lot) mid use. These toilets are old and shitty and constantly have issues, but for some reason I've been labeled the poop guy for some fuckin reason.
He would blame me for every toilet issue from here on out.
He even was like, “thoraxe can you do me a favor and change the toilet paper roll when you finish it?”
Me: “Uhh, I always do”
Him: “oh, never mind, it wasn't you then”
WHY ASSUME ITS ME DUDE.
there were a few more less memorable instances of this. Until yesterday, I got out of the bathroom and he was walking by and immediately said, “Oh, your finally out of there, huh?”
I gave an uncomfortable “aheh” and then thought ok no. I gotta stop this.
I asked to speak with him in his office. And I straight up told him. “I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't make comments about my bathroom habits. Its very unprofessional and its making me very uncomfortable.”
He immediately caved and became very flustered and embarrassed like the spineless fuckin weasle he is.
He tried to salvage it a few times like, “I'm had to unclog toilets”
“So have I dude. Its wrong to assume its always me. I dont have this problem anywhere else, these toilets are really old”
Even tho it was just us in the office, I totally humiliated him. And good he deserved it. And he cant do shit about it because of how bad he looks from it.
Not ready to quit just yet. Im getting my portfolio together.
Theres tons of other non-bathroom related shit hes done, but I'll spill that tea when I leave.
TL;DR: boss would make unwarranted inappropriate comments about my bathroom use age. When confronted he showed his true cowardly colors.